PB+J fruit loop truffle roll-ups

If god didn't want us to get completely tanked why would he invent Peanut Butter and Jelly Fruit Loop Truffle Roll-ups?? -- Trick question; he didn't. I did. -- Trick statement, i didn't invent this. -- Double trick statement, I totally did.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Fruit Loop Truffle Roll-up, or PBJFLTRU for short, goes great with a screw driver; it pretty much doesn't go good with anything else (I don't think it will ever, again).

Liberally apply Peanut butter and Jelly to a flour tortilla. Then, delicately apply some fruit loops, or whatever (so far so OK). Next, you are going to need truffel oil, I personally use black truffle because only bougie mother-fuckers play with white truffles... and you know the struggle. THEN, throw some honey on that (for luck).

I personally rolled it up in a paper towel, to not make a mess; but you should do whatever.