DT SMOOSH aka "DOOMSDAY SMOOSH"

Some times you drink a lot (maybe). Sometimes you wake up shakey (probably). Waking up after a serious binder; one can feel deposited in a nightmare world described by many using words like "doom" and "horror". Real talk.

There is however a tested, tried, and trued... solution. You could call it comfort food but its way more like baby food.

The first step in preparing DT smoosh is isolating everything in the fridge/ pantry that is "healthy". After accomplishing that take all the healthy stuff and chop it up. Put the chopped up health nuggets in a pot with lots of butter and salt (the butter and salt is integral- butter has medicinal properties- like methadone)

Cook that until all the healthy fibrous matter breaks down into a lumpy paste. I've found that a can of beans (any kind of beans) added to whatever else organic matter makes for a way better smoosh.

Most recently I used celery, onions, olives, radishes, and garbonzo beans as a base; topped with anchovies, parmesan, and breadcrumbs. Its actually a pretty rank dish but it will make the feeling of eminent death diminish.

Also, getting jacked up on sugar and ice cream works... If your not into baby food.